WARNING

The Federal Office of Resonant Tropospheric Effects (FORTE) has issued an alert for this area:

An Amplitude 9 Nitrogen-Oxygen Disturbance is currently propagating near 38.9047° N, 77.0164° W.
***This Disturbance has an Absolute Measurement of .632 Pascal***
An Amplitude 9 on the Reilly Scale of Atmospheric Turbulence indicates the following conditions:
* Omnidirectional overpressure waves
* Impeded aural communication
* Echolocation methods *may* be affected, depending on the generator
Prolonged exposure to Nitrogen-Oxygen Disturbances can lead to:
1. Hearing loss
2. Increased chances of headaches
3. Reduced concentration
Please take shelter or seek protective ear wear.
---Individuals with Tinnitus may safely ignore this warning---